Slippery StuffGel, 32 oz. Bottle with Pump

So look I'm someone who's body rejects waterbased lubes that have glycerin and or paraben by reject as in it will send me to the bathroom as soon as its applied on the toy thats inserted or if i applied it internally with a lube applicator feels like acid burning my insides so I had to try and go through tons of different lubes I've tried GUN OIl, SILIQUID, and SWISS NAVY lubes and was let down time after time. I felt like giving up but something told me to try this oddly looking company and hey when I say it is a complete game changer it completely is it's soooo thick it covers the every inch of whatever you use it on it surprises me every time I go to pump some of it out It has me like "oh..! Ohh.!! OHHH..!!! I forgot how thick this stuff was" and it's super super slick and slippery and guess what it doesn't burn even when used with a lube applicator👉🏾 (a non pointy smooth tiped syringe looking tube that you pull lube in with and shot it where you need it "bottoms if you dont have one you need one"enough said ) and this product achieved this preformance without the use of parabens or glycerine it's like MAGIC. If your body rejects lubes like mine does TRY THIS STUFF OUT it'll save you time, frustration, headaches and money. this product is worth every penny and I want to buy another bottle to have on hand even when I already have the biggest one they produce. 10/10 will recommend to anyone who asks me what lube to use.

The best water-based lube I've ever used.

Exceeded my expectations Will order again!

Would not purchase any other lubricant, but this works exactly like it’s labeled

Nice, inexpensive lube for the amount of it you get.That being said there are some things about it that should be taken into consideration while/when looking for a lube.Smell 4/5Smell 4/5Due to the fact that it smells like an antibiotic hand sanitizing gel is why I rate this a 4 out of 5. Some people may like it some people may not. Doesn't really bother me much one way or the other as to what it smells like as long as it's not atrocious smelling. So really kind of a neutral smell.Feel 3/5To me this was kind of the main reason of getting this was the feel. It's great feeling so long as it is cold or at room temperature. If you like to warm/heat your lubes up you can heat/warm this but it will have the consistency of water and you can feel the difference between it being a gel when it cold/room temp and when it's warmed up and has a water feel to it. It will NOT keep it's consistency of a gelatin as you use it and it starts to warm up from body temperature and will leak out of your toys or orifices. This is where it being a non-staining lube is nice as it can and probably will leak onto pillows or sheets/blankets during use. Also not sure if it's from the toys I am using or this lube but it does leave one kind of sticky but that can be fixed by other having a small spray battle with water on hand to spray on yourself or your toy to bring the lube 'back to life' or applying a very small amount of more of this lube. When it's been warmed up it reminds me of the Astroglide Lube which is a lube I have found to be really runny.Longevity 4/5It's definitely one of the longer lasting lubes I have used but make sure you turn off any fans in your room or where ever you may use it. It will dry out rather quickly if you have a ceiling fan on or a corded fan circulating air in the room. It will still last for a good 10-15 minutes if you do leave/have fans on in the room. I have found that with all fans off the lube can easily last 30 minutes with out needing to be 'rejuvenated' or reapplied.The Bottle 3/5I really wanted to like the bottle this lube comes in but the pump that comes in it annoys the heck out of me due to the fact that in order to lock it in place you have to fully decompress the pump lever than twist it to get it to the 'closed/locked' position in order to store it. This may not be an issue for people willing/able to store it in the open or in a bathroom under the sink or in other tall places. But if you want to store it a drawer or lay it on it's sides rather than standing up than you need to have it in the locked position as I have found that the lube will leak out of it when the pump lever is extended and not locked/closed. Also after opening it form the 'closed/locked' pump state the entire thing shaft of the lever that pops up out of the pump is covered in a fair bit of lube which seems kind of wasteful to me. Not sure if I just got a badly built pump/lever or not but this is the main reason for this getting a 3/5, 2 stars for 2 grievances, I figure is fair.Can't think of anything else to comment about, any questions feel free to ask.

works great

It works

works really well, probably best I've tried