ASTRONAUTFoods Freeze-Dried Ready To Eat Space Food Ice Cream 2 Flavor Variety Bundle: (1) Neapolitan Sandwich and (2) Vanilla Sandwich (3 Pouches)

Astronaut's ice cream is the best! My dad used to go on a lot of trips when I was a kid and would always come back with an astronaut ice cream bar. He used to tell me he was an astronaut and had to leave for secret NASA space missions. Not until a few years later would I come to find out 'Your father is not an astronaut' and that he is an unemployed drunk and addict. Explains why he never came back from his last 'mission' now.. But, every now and then I get black out drunk and surprise my sober self the next day with a little package on my doorstep, just like dad used to!Thank you Amazon for your next-day shipping and filling that dad-shaped hole in my life!