Washington Diplomats Vintage Soccer T-Shirt

I ordered what I thought was going to be a LARGE sized T-shirt...Perhaps that would be the case if I were a CHILD but I am not, I am an adult. My wife also commented that it looked like a USED shirt even though I got it new and for once I agree with her. The first thing she said when she saw it was "I hope you didn't pay a lot for THAT??" Once again she was right. The shirt is probably worth half of what I paid for it if that...