The Ferrari in the Bedroom

For fans of the late Jean Shepherd, his 1972 collection of short stories,  The Ferrari in the Bedroom , may not be regarded as his best work, but we all have our favorites. My well-worn copy, with its tattered original dust jacket, has a lot of nostalgia for this reader, as many of the stories between the covers were those that I had first read years before in Car & Driver magazine, National Lampoon and other publications.Jean Shepherd has frequently been described as a radio and TV personality, actor, humorist, satirist and raconteur. But to many of us, "Shep" as he was known is probably remembered foremost as a writer with an extraordinary sense of humor, and we find that evidenced right from the introduction of this title.Shepherd collected news clippings to be read on his popular radio show, which was broadcast from WOR in New York City for years. He sets the pace for this collection of short stories by explaining that he has amassed an "enormous, flowing collection of published Straws In The Wind," which he also referred to as his "Vast File Of Dynamic Trivia." He offers items such as a small incident that occurred at the United Nations, which he refers to as "that great beehive of fantasy, dream, intrigue and connivery."He shares with us an advertisement clipped from the classified ads of The New York Times, where someone was looking for a professional flagpole sitter with experience. He comments on a cultural bulletin released by the Associated Press from Zrenjanin, Yugoslavia, where "Radivoje Mominski won an important International prize in 1938 for writing the world's shortest book." The four-word title is longer than the contents of the book, and it's noted that the book "was printed in English, German, French, and Serbo-Croat, and recently in Urdu."Shepherd's book is sprinkled randomly with his own black and white illustrations, line drawings from his own pen. And before the first chapter, we find this as some form of disclaimer:"Large parts of the following are fiction; other parts based on fact. Still others are pure mythology. Some characters are real, others are figments of a harassed imagination. To the real, I apologize. To the others, the back of my hand."~ Jean ShepherdThis excellent collection was first published in 1972, and it's an assemblage that includes many stories that first appeared in Car and Driver magazine, National Lampoon and a number of other publications. Published here as chapters, this what you'll find...1. "I Hear America Singing; or "Leaves of Grass Revisited"2. "Straight Shooters Always Win" ... Dick Tracy3. An Independent Survey Today Announced...4. The Man of the Future May Be a Woman5. Confessions of a TV Fisherman6. Harold's Super Service7. The Rosetta Stone of American Culture8. One Day the Fog Lifted9. Fun City10. S.P.L.A.T.!11. 43 Miles on the Gauge12. The Great Chicken-Clawed Chooser13. The Drive-In Confessional14. The Indy 50015. Lifetime Guarantee16. Moose Area Next 18 Miles17. Great Expectations; or the War of the Worlds18. Little America, I Love You19. Abercrombie's Bitch20. Lillian21. The Ferrari in the BedroomThe last chapter, "The Ferrari in the Bedroom," first appeared in Car and Driver in the January 1972 issue. It's the perfect tale with which to title this book, as it's one of those that truly demonstrate Jean Shepard's true sense of humor. Some of the publications where these chapters first appeared have disappeared over the years, to be remembered in name only, so this book is an excellent archive of some of author Shepherd's best writing.There's not a bad chapter here, and it would be so easy to drop a spoiler or three, maybe even twelve, but I'll refrain. Other than the title chapter noted above, there's one chapter worth noting, "The Rosetta Stone of American Culture," where the Shepherd comments on the 1929 mail order catalog from Johnson Smith & Company, with its "Joke Teeth", "Whoopee Cushions", "Anarchist (Stink) Bombs", classic "Itching Powder" and other such things that in those pre-Internet days could only be found in catalogs such as this. Yet unlike some of the magazines that published Shepherd's stories, Johnson Smith is still in business, and doing a lively trade on the `Net.Shep had a radio show that was broadcast on NYC's WOR AM radio, where he had an overnight slot beginning in 1956, delighting his radio fans by telling stories, reading poetry, and organizing comedic listener stunts. Listeners would hear his show begin with the kitschy, galloping piece by Austrian composer Eduard Strauss piece called the  Bahn Frei Polka  as performed by Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops Orchestra. This was frequently by readings of the fillers that he called "straws in the wind," as noted in the beginning of this book. Shepherd was on WOR radio until he left 1977.It's worth mentioning that during these years with WOR that he wrote this book along with  In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash  (1966), and from some of those short stories came his collaboration with director Bob Clark on the 1983 movie,  A Christmas Story . He had a cameo role in that film, and was the nostalgic narrator.A note on the editions here: in an attempt to keep the dust jacket and cover of my original hardbound edition in better shape (see the photos), I downloaded  The Ferrari in the Bedroom  as a Kindle edition, and it's identical to my original 1972 hardbound edition, right down to Shep's original drawings.Jean Shepherd is no longer with us. He passed away on October 16th, 1999 at a hospital near his home at Florida's Sanibel Island, Florida. He was 78 years old and was mourned by friends and fans everywhere. He may have died, but his genius and sense of humor will live on in films, books and writings.10/2/2012

Its a Book I didn't know about. I thought I had read them all.I am a big Fan of Jean Shepherd. Not as good as his other books, but he STILL has a few Entertaining stories to make it a worthwhile read.I enjoy the way he can use words and phrases---only second to my favorite Author Mark Twain.

--Too bad that Jean Shepherd is mostly remembered for "A Christmas Story", but at least it's there.Tapes of his radio broadcasts show his abilities to make listeners believe ANYTHING.For many years, he was famous, although he had many tough times, and ended alone and lonely.From sadness, he produced humor.

Jean Shepherd didn't just write "A Christmas Story"... Actually he wrote the short story from which the movie was made. But he was a lot more than that, a marvelous radio speaker, storyteller, and lover of Americana. And a hilarious critic of American life as well. Whether it's "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash", "The Ferrari in the Bedroom", or "A Fistful of Fig Newtons", Jean Shepherd is worth any American's time and money. You won't regret it!

I love Shepherd's short stories of growing up in northern Indiana (A Christmas Story, Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories, etc.), but many of the stories in this book seemed like they were written by a grouchy old man complaining that the world is changing and he doesn't like it.

Super great collection of funny stories from the famous author who brought us "A Christmas Story" You know, Ralphie and the Red Ryder BB gun.

I own every book in the Jean Shepherd series. All were purchased in a bookstore except this one. Look at the size of the paragraph margins compared to the other books. The book I purchased from Amazon clearly not printed correctly. This was supposed to be a Christmas gift but it was opened and given for Valentines day. Now they say it's too late to return. I INTEND to pursue this further.

Even though there are no stories of Flick and Schwartz here, this book still brings the laughs, particularly to the afficionado. This isn't a book to introduce Shepherd, this is for the fan who already knows how funny he can be. The best story here is about a trip to the 1939 Indy 500. Only Brock Yates in his novel "Against Death and Time," has ever presented a more clear picture of what it must have been like, to be a spectator at the Greatest Spectacle in Racing. Next in quality is Shepherd's view about how car makers will keep trying to make cars safer, and drivers will still find ways to smash them into one another, or into other unyielding objects. 40 years later, and the piece rings true as ever. As he writes, "There are a lot of ways to prang a Buick," and in 2010 we're still doing it, despite every gadget the car makers come up with. Another good laugh is Shepherd's appearance on a TV fishing show, done at a God-forsaken spot in the Wisconsin tundra in mid-January, in the company of Playboy bunnies who would have been untouchable even if Shep were smooth enough to try his luck. After reading this, I began calling my wife "Bunny ---," (insert first name) though as a non-Shepherd fan she doesn't get the joke. And of course, what race fan wouldn't buy a Ferrari bed, if such were being made? And on it goes. The least known of Shepherd's 4 books, this one has some of his best writing tucked away in it. a small venture through Maine, a depiction of a plane ride with a bunch of guitar-playing college kids that would make anybody long for the pre-9/11 days when you could take most anything on a plane.The low spots are a piece about the environment (Yawn,) and one about two aging potheads trying to bring back the '60s. in 2012, who in his right mind would want to do that?take those away and you have a book as good as his other 3, though less well known.

great shape and as promised