Bride and Groom Pet Rocks

The day the Bride and Groom came into my life was the start of an long journey, filled with happiness, tragedy, and betrayal. The Groom, whose name was Craig was the chillest rock I've ever met. He introduced me to this wife Jessica and we had some great times. I recall one of my most joyous occasions with Craig and Jessica was when we all went to the amusement park together to celebrate my birthday. Another time after I had been dumped by my gf they took me to a bar. I quickly got wasted and started vomiting everywhere, but luckily Craig and Jessica took me home and took care of me till I finally got over my broken relationship. But, like all good things it eventually has to end. It all started one night when the Jessica started giving me some signals. I don't mean like turn signals or some s***, I mean like showing signs of lust. Craig and I were tight, we would always share our inner most thoughts and secrets, but I couldn't bring myself to speak to him about this particular matter. Jessica proved to be too persistent for me, each and every day her acts of intimacy would increase and her attacks quickly won me over. I couldn't help it, I was but just an average man who desired love. One night, while Craig was at work, Jessica grabbed me into her room and forced herself on me. I didn't fight back, I mean why would I? We spent the entire evening making passionate love; it was by far the most intimate I've ever been with anyone. We were in the middle of our 42'nd round of love making when Craig busted into the room. He immediately jumped into my hand and started bashing my head. Even with Jessica trying to pry him away he wouldn't release his powerful grip. After an intense couple minutes I was left on the floor bleeding and in tears. Craig took all of his possessions and left with Jessica that night. I've never seen them since. At least, in the end, I had a granite.