Morrisons Garlic

The Garlic Incident:My suspicions began when new neighbors moved in. Pale, nocturnal, and seemingly immune to sunlight, they were definitely weird. The final straw? The day I caught one of them hovering eerily over their garden, pruning roses without casting a shadow.Naturally, I armed myself with garlic—Morrisons’ finest, of course. With its pungent aroma and fresh, plump cloves, it seemed like the ultimate anti-vampire defense. I even scattered a few cloves around my garden, just to be safe.One fateful evening, they showed up at my door, asking for sugar. My instincts kicked in. I casually placed the garlic bowl between us, and the reaction was immediate—an awkward excuse about "being allergic" before they bolted. Victory, I thought.But the next day, I found garlic cloves missing from my garden! A power play, clearly. That’s when the full garlic escalation began.The Battle:Stage 1: The Garlic BarricadeI lined my garden fence with a wall of garlic, creating a pungent fortress. The neighbors didn’t come near it for days, but I swear I saw their cat glaring at me through the window.Stage 2: The Bread GambitTo lure them out, I made garlic bread so potent it could’ve been classified as a biological weapon. The smell wafted into their yard, and I heard faint coughing. The bread went uneaten, but the garlic message was clear.Stage 3: The Ultimate ShowdownThe neighbors invited me over to “talk.” I walked in with a necklace of Morrisons garlic cloves, just in case. It turns out they weren’t vampires at all—they were just avoiding me because they thought I was the weirdo. We laughed, sort of. But I kept the garlic necklace on. You can never be too careful.Review:Pros:Fresh and Potent: The cloves are aromatic and flavorful, perfect for cooking or warding off vampires (or neighbors).Generous Size: One bulb goes a long way—great for stir-fries, marinades, and supernatural defense.Versatile: Can be minced, roasted, or strategically placed in suspicious areas for maximum effect.Budget-Friendly: A small price to pay for peace of mind (and garlic-infused pasta).Cons:Strong Smell: Great for cooking, less so if you’re wearing it as jewelry.Doesn’t Actually Repel Vampires: Turns out it’s more effective in recipes than in folklore.Neighbor Confusion: May cause awkward conversations if used aggressively.Final Thoughts:The Morrisons Garlic proved itself as a culinary staple and a key player in my bizarre neighborly feud. While I’ve since learned that vampires aren’t real (probably), I can confidently say this garlic packs enough punch to handle any situation—be it a spooky misunderstanding or a killer pasta sauce.Would I recommend it? Absolutely. 5 stars—for flavor, freshness, and its uncanny ability to spice up both meals and absurd neighborhood dramas. Bonus tip: Keep a bulb handy—you never know when you’ll need it! 🧄✨

good for the heart or clove in boiling water to drink as a tonic to abate colds

Nice

This came in really handy to rid my neighbourhood of vamps. Would recommend. 🧛‍♂️

All good!

The garlic I had delivered was about a third of the size that I purchase from other supermarkets but cost the same. Very disappointed

Its garlic. what more do you expect.

If you like garlic you can't go wrong with this