La Jolla - a beautiful Southern California town cascading down a mountainside to the pristine beaches of the Pacific. A place where Ferraris prowl from coastal mansions to boutique-lined avenues, escorting their cargo to a midday bottle of Chablis. It’s all very idyllic, refined, and…tormented. You see, beneath all the gloss and glam, La Jolla has a serious problem. The prevalence of wildly wealthy medical professionals has turned La Jolla into a Disneyland for prescription drug abuse. La Jolla’s situation is unique in that it’s not the teenage kids who are using. It’s their bored, unemployable mothers who wait for their children to go to school before holding impromptu “women’s groups” where they mix and match their prescriptions to find new and more exciting highs. By early afternoon, the town is a freak show of 35 to 65 year-old female zombies. Bright red lipstick smeared over their faces, they stumble from shop to shop, loudly pronouncing their disgust. Many a Sweet 16 party has been ruined when a sauced up mob of nipple-slipping mothers took to the dance floor and started freaking the 15-year-old boys. Despite the sometimes violent public outbursts, the community does its best to keep the whole affair very hush hush. But there is hope for this tragic situation. Together with the kids of La Jolla who deal with these zombies on a daily basis, SweetBands developed The La Jolla band. Wearing this SweetBand tells the world that you’re not okay with being woken up at 2am the night before a test while your crying mother incoherently expresses her love for you and then admits to sleeping with the pool boy. It silently and defiantly says you’ve almost been run over by a Benz SUV one too many times. The kids of La Jolla are sick of it and they’re taking their town back! Whether prescription drug abuse among the 1% affects you or not, grab a La Jolla band and support the children of La Jolla in their noble cause.
M**H
Picture is not accurate
Not happy with my order. The band is good quality but it looks nothing like the picture. I bought it for my son but it won't work at all. It is actually pink, white, and pale blue.
S**E
Colors are NOT red, white, and blue!
Pink, white, and blue. Must not have read but thought it was red, white, and blue. Oh well. I'll give it away to a kid on my XC team. Like the quality and use other headbands by the same company, it is just not depicted right in the picture.
A**R
Four Stars
Wish it was a bit bigger, was a bit too tight on my friend's head. :/
T**S
My nephew loved it
Good quality, apparently "cool" among my nephew's friends. He recommends it. It's a sweat band, how many words do you need?
S**Y
Bad photo, colors are totally different than shown
This headband is VERY LIGHT PINK and BABY BLUE.Seriously, it looks NOTHING like the picture.And there's no description which would've helped a lot.
J**N
And they're super tight on your head
There's only one of them. And they're super tight on your head. I wear a 7 3/4 hat if that helps. But it's still a pretty good headband.
C**S
Not really red white and blue.
Picture is not accurate. Expected pro-America colors. Got Chargers blue with a pro-diversity red. I'm not afraid of a color, but this won't go with 4th of July or USA stuff. Lame.
A**R
I'm petite, and this would fit my wrist, ...
I'm petite, and this would fit my wrist, not cut the circulation off around my head. I couldn't get it over my forehead, and I have to have hats adjusted smaller to fit!
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