Haunted Dollhouse

That's right off the bat I will say I do like this movie a lot anyways I bought it when it was on sale at a ridiculously low price that was 99 cents period and that was hd normally it's 1990 9HD $14.99 standard so is it worth it not on sale... Maybe due it is 3 films condensed in a 100min film, all 3 are good, my fav is the 2nd film,"Worry Dolls"·

Man, I’ve just spent about a week watching these Full Moon cut down remixes — taking full-length movies and shortening them to thirty minutes each with no connecting story, no concerns about aspect ratios and really no care at all toward quality — and then will be spending another week doing even more Full Moon movies. My OCD and ADHD are paying off for you, dear reader, so I can see how many of these movies I can cross off my list.“Protectors” is really 2009’s Skull Heads AKA Devious, which was written, produced and directed by Charles Band. It stats with cute little Naomi Arkoff (Robin Sydney, who seems to be in nearly every 2000s Full Moon movie) being is tortured on a rack by her father Carver (Power Rangers voiceover artist Steve Kramer) for having a cell phone. Supposedly, a bunch of filmmakers are trying to get into the Arkoff home to make a movie, but they really want to steal some artwork. Luckily, the house is protected by the Skull Heads, which are — if you know Charles Band like I know Charles Band — little tiny killers.“Worry Dolls” is 2008’s Dangerous Worry Dolls and I have to give this one credit for not only being a movie with killer dolls, but for being a women in prison movie unafraid to have an evil trans guard get pegging by our heroine once she unleashes the tiny little worry doll that has burrowed its way into her brain. Yes, Eva (Jessica Morris, who has 115 IMDB credits and will probably have 119 when I look back tomorrow) may be abused by every woman in the prison, forced by that aforementioned guard into doing amateur pornography and continually creeped on by the warden, but once she lies down at night and the dolls go inside her ear and then out of the middle of her forehead, things get much better for her.“Dangerous Toys” is not just a band from the 80s, but also the last chapter which is really Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, which was a pretty big movie at the time of its release. Band really pushes the idea of a Full Moon universe here, as recycled footage from Dollman, Demonic Toys and Bad Channels ended up making a whole new film. Yes, Brick Bardo (Tim Thomerson) from Dollman, Nurse Ginger (Melissa Behr) who was shrunk in Bad Channels and Judith Grey (Tracy Scoggins) from Demonic Toys all get together to battle Baby Oopsy Daisy, Jack Attack, Mr. Static and the evil G.I. Joe called Zombietoid. The best part of this one being cut down so much is that all of the flashbacks have also been removed.I’d give this one a solid review as it definitely made me want to watch the full versions of each film. I think that that is more due to the originals than anything this cut and paste treatment did to improve their stories.

It's pretty good came in brand new

Was boating with b actors n looked fake

Charles Band and Full Moon Pictures continued their perverse obsession with puppets and dolls with this trilogy of terror.Production values are typical Full Moon's low budget and poor effects trademarks. B-movie stalwarts Tim Thomerson and Tracy Scoggins half-heartedly participate and each story is hopelessly predictable. Only its unintentional laughs keep it from being a total disaster.

If there was still a gong show, this movie should have been on it. I stopped it (gonged it) after 20 minutes. I gave it two stars because it was in English with Spanish mixed in. They shouldn't charge for this bad of a movie, I think it could be a background show if people were in a room talking, otherwise, it was a waste of 1.31 at Redbox. It is my fault for not doing my due dilligence on the reviews here first.

I will not belabor the main detriments of this movie since everyone else has. My main issue with this is that it is being sold like it is an actual movie that may have something to do with a dollhouse. Sounds good to me. Anthologies are always fun. But it has nothing to do with a dollhouse and isn't a real anthology, as others have pointed out.The only one of these three movies worth watching is "Dollman Vs Demonic Toys" which is an okay movie, and at an hour long,Haunted Dollhouse's abridgement of it still includes half the picture. The other two cannot have as much said for them. You barely see the monsters in those and then only in disjointed, unconnected scenes that are overshadowed by the crap scenes used to set up the premise of the film (if that can be said to have happened at all).I bought mine from Full Moon direct and really wish I had read the reviews here first.Just one more nail in the coffin of the once great Full Moon name.

One of the worst Full Moon movies I've ever witnessed, and possibly one of the worst horror movies. As other reviewers stated I did not make it through much of this movie. I jumped off the boat right after the random 2 cent nudie scene with the chick who looks like she got ran over by a Mack Truck. That was approximately 15 minutes into this disaster. I feel bad having spent $1.00 at Redbox on this garbage. I pray for your soul if you actually buy this for $12.99

good