Halloween Mask Shell Abalone Head Prop Latex Halloween Eve Set Party Mask

I want to be clear - if you read the description, you're getting what you are expecting. It looks like genitalia wedged inside a mollusk, and you look out through a vertical slit where you expect genitalia to have a slit.In fact, the product looks more horrible than you expect for the reasons you wanted.I felt guilty about wearing around my friends, which is saying much.

It looks like a vagina !🤣

Fit pretty much how I'd hoped. Doesn't breath very well. Consequently it tends to get a bit moist inside. Hard to eat with it on. Could only get a hotdog to fit through the slit. Smells a bit funny inside. Kinda fishy. Seems like a vinegar solution cleans it well.

Dude, that's a scallop, not an abalone. Get your clams straight! No wonder you're wanting to wear a clam on your head.

Wanted to give this 5 stars but the clam really was way too big. When I put my head in, I barely touched the sides. It felt like someone had worn it before me - like it was "well used". It also had a very funny smell to it.. more biological then chemical. It really was something else. The other guys at the weekly LAUGH (L.A. Underwater Guild Hall) meeting said I had the best costume though.

Perfect if you want to be a puss* for Halloween 🤣🤣

Man... I know what this looks like. I ain’t buying it.