Shakespeare Insult Generator: Mix and Match More Than 150,000 Insults in the Bard's Own Words

If you have a cantankerous undeserving oik to deal with,; or a goatish hell-governed horn-beast to castigate; or a musty motley-innded malignancy to reprimand then this masterwork is for you.The insult generator comprises three single-word dictionaries mounted one below the other in a ring-bound hardback binder. The top and centre dictionaries contain object jectives and subject jectives, and the Botttom dictionary is a dictionary of nouns. You create your appropriate insult to fit the occasion by selecting your choice of subjective or objective adjectives to add to your choice of noun so as to perfectly describe the sanctimonious sheep-biting starve-lackey receiving your rebuke.The meanings of each word are written on the back of the selected adjective and noun so as to remove all ambiguity from your insult. The insults you generate put the antagonising pestiferous puke-stocking pig-nut firmly in their place and at the same time generate unstoppable derisive hen-clucking and donkey-brays from the pig-squealing pusillanimous pot-headed loathly leptus-leering lop-eyed lewdsters looking on – all thanks to the clever brilliant wit of The Bard.Cicero - eat your heart out you cantankerous lilly-livered cord-wangler. Five stares.

Great little book. Very funny

Quick, snack bite lines which make you smile !

May daughter loves Shakespeare's use of language, and is alarmed by 'swears', but sometimes calling someone a twit just doesn't cut it. I bought her this for Christmas and we're having so much fun with it, creating imaginative, unusual and highly effective insults for anyone who annoys us! So much fun.

A gift for a friend who is a teacher, she seemed to love it! I was surprised at how extensive the book was!

This is an absolute MUST for a daughter going through a divorce with a 185cm 130Kg psychological bully. It's hard to be impressive when you're really a "plumpy. motley-minded miscreant", or a "sneaping under-skinker" or a "reeky pizzle", even if you never tell them! All Shakespeare's words, just not in the same order. Brilliant, it lifted my daughter's spirits immediately, better than a bottle of champagne.

Very funny book - you will sound very clever using some of the insults. Not too keen on the layout of the book though, but that's probably just me!

Small. Well presented. Has the definitions of the words on the back. Perfect and funny.