Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Candy - Assorted Fruit Flavors Keto Snacks - Vegan Gummy Bears, Gluten-Free, Low Carb, Keto-Friendly, Sugar-Free Gummies - Bulk 2 LB

So, the lady and I bought these after I told her the myth that sugar free gummy bears are practically a sweeter stool softener. We both walked this trial by fire cautiously by only eating a few bears the day we got them. No effect. Not swayed by this the next day we grabbed our bears in our little curious mitts and gobbled down about 10 each. Still, no effect. This is a good thing I now know. Boy do I miss the times when we were enjoying the mystery and joy of these bears. Day 3 rolled around and my lady was taking a nap so I decided, "I'm big, I'm brave, I can eat 25 gummies." These were words uttered from a fool. About 30 minutes after my critical error my stomach felt like someone was using my insides for batting practice for the homerun derby. My brow was non stop releasing sweat. I felt like what I think child birth must feel like. I was a breaking man. Then came the gas, oh lord the gas. You could power a 16 wheeler going from Maine to California with the flatulence that was leaving my body. This lasted for about an hour. It was about this point my girl woke up and I told her thP j.lN e grave mistake I'd made. So what does she do, go get some gummies to experience what I'm experiencing. That poor woman. We started making dinner when it hit me. Oh man did it hit me. They say only God can judge me but that is a lie. My neighbors I know were judging me as wave after wave of the diarrhea tsunami hit my porcelain. I bit down on my towel as I pushed through the voyage. After about 5 minutes of pure agony subsided I left the bathroom. Shame hung heavy over my head knowing I didn't respect the bears. Those cute little bears took me on a religious experience. An experience of pain, laughter, and lots of Glade air freshener. Never again on my life will I disrespect the bears. They are there for absolute emergency. Every time I open my pantry from here forward ill see them staring at me, smiling at me, reminding me of the trip I took took the the bottom circle of toilet hell. No report back from the lady yet, she wont leave the bathroom. May God have mercy on her soul. Oh and they taste pretty good. I'd recommended refrigerating them. Helps with the texture.

This does come with a caution for possible gastric distress. However, I don't think the result of eating a small handful would be considered 'gastric distress'. What would be more accurate is to relate that this product worked faster and more effective than a colonoscopy prep. I am NOT exaggerating. It was like I ingested poison.In addition to the horrific side effects, the taste was meh. Even without the poisonous effects of eating these, they were nearly tasteless. The texture was also weird.Eat at your own risk, or you want to have a colon cleanse.

I'm giving this a 5 stars for taste alone. These are not kind bears. They may look nice,but they will make their way out of your body in the most vicious way. I bought these because i was "backed up". After reading the reviews,i thought "why not?" I'll give myself a little healthy snack and make myself poo,2 in 1 shot,right? Wrong.I definitely ate more than a handful and all was well until the wee morning hours when all was quiet. I was startled awake with cramps and waddled my way to the potty. Nothing happened but pain, i sat there and placed the small trash can on my lap..i felt nauseous and sweaty. Finally after 10 minutes Satan dug his way through and immediately scared my cat away from his watchful post at my feet. I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Dumb and Dumber,but the restroom scene where Jeff Daniels latches onto the toilet was where i currently was in life.I eventually made my way back to bed. 10 minutes under the warmth of covers i was shartled awake,fart stepping my way past the frightened cat, who then hid under the bookcase.Upon the throne i began texting my job letting them know i would not be able to attend. I told them of the cursed Satan bears i greedily gulped down. There was no way I'd be able to stay trapped in a vehicle for 5 hours when i couldn't even trust a poot.For 4 hours i suffered,not in silence.The chocolate waterfalls could be heard throughout the house.My husband and cat will never be the same again.Damn you Satan bears! (Still delicious)10/10 would recommend to a friend.0/10 would try again.

As with most things in life, these are not for everyone.I liked that these did not taste like medicine or have a weird after taste. These are a bit more dense than other vegan gummies which some may prefer, others not so much. If they get cold, they are nearly impossible to chew. I don't like that they got stuck in my teeth so immediate flossing and brushing is mandatory or else you may end up with rotten teeth pretty quickly. My stomach is very sensitive so these will not work as a quick fuel source during my sports sessions. I will end up spending quite a bit of time in the restroom or in a room all alone. If you have an iron stomach, you should be fine.As for value, they came in a large resealable bag. There are enough servings (I would suggest 10 gummies) for at least a week of snacking. They appear to be high quality, did not stick to each other or my fingers and the label does not list any GMO ingredients.