✨ Scratch in Style: Because Comfort is Key!
The Men's Executive Metal Ball Scratcher is a sleek and stylish solution for alleviating discomfort, designed for the modern professional. Measuring 12.5 cm in length and 3 cm in width, it comes in an elegant storage case, making it a perfect gift or personal accessory.
S**9
Great stocking stuffer
Bought as a stocking stuffer. Definitely caused some laughs and is overall good. The little hand is sharp though so be cautious.
A**R
Great gag gift
Exactly as described. Great gag gift.
S**S
A gift from the gods
Almighty Zeus, molded from the hand of Athena her self and wielded from the iron shards of Poseidon's trident. My balls are now no longer a force to be reckoned with.It was a choice between Crap Gold Pills and this magnificent and wondrous creation. Nothing beats that tingle you get from that initial scratch on the base of ye ol' scrotum pole. You know, the one that starts at your head and violently shakes its way down to your toes. The fingers are curved in such a way to scrape away the duck butter from my notcha(the area that's "notcha crack and notcha sack") in one fail swoop. The silver plating allows it to effortlessly glide through my nether regions like a 3 a.m. Taco Bell run in my small intestine.The case also double as a display for my fingernail collection! (not my own of course, that would be weird)Anyway, my gentlemans log cabin sends its warmest benedictions to the merciful deities that graced us with such a voluptuous phallic grooming instrument.
N**A
What a surprise
Great presentation, however, I was looking for a 'back' scratcher - not a "ball" scratcher - imagine my surprise when I tried to scratch my back (not) Nobody's fault but my own unfortunately it is not returnable.
Y**N
Good But....
Balls itched properly.Does a better job on the right nut than on the left nut.
F**N
Gag gift gone wrong
I ordered this for my boyfriend as a gag gift last Christmas and it somehow someway got delivered to my dad's house. Written in the description on the customs form was "ball scratcher" clear as day for my dad to read.Once my parents finally forward the ball scratcher to me, my boyfriend and I were very impressed with the quality. It's in a fancy little satin box and the ball scratcher feels sturdy and of good quality. Very nice.
W**N
Three Stars
The "fingers" of the scratcher are sharp. Should be rounded.
D**K
Intended Comedy value: 100%
I bought this for a buddy of mine in Canada as a joke. He loved it and got it's intended comedic value, but he is also getting a practical value out of it. He's told me that the clackers are well scratched and never itchy for more than a few seconds anymore. No more pinching and rolling, uncomfortable shifting during meetings or embarrassing moments when an unseen co-worker catches you elbow deep in your own shorts. He and I highly recommend this for both comedy and practical uses.
C**S
Hit the spot each time I scratched. Such a ...
Hit the spot each time I scratched. Such a pleasure to have on long plane flights. Thank you Amazon x
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