Blunted With A Beat Junkie (Mixed By DJ Shortkut)

This is superb. I took my copy up to the Conservative and Unionist Party of great Britain Conference in Birmingham. After going for a chicken and spinach balti down the Stoney Lane with Michael Gove we all went for a drink in The Prince in Moseley. It is not as good as it was in the eighties -a bit full of hipsters and not the gay pub that it was. Anyway we bumped into Theresa May's PA who took us to a party at some three star hotel down the Hagley Road. (A handy area - houses of the rising sun for every taste if you are in the area. Avoid the Latvians - all of em are a bit yeasty!). When we arrived, David was on the i pod spinning 'Meat is Murder' as per usual and playing air guitar like he's a little Johnny Marr. Except Johnny Marr would not wear a navy blue stone-wash Johnny Boden rugger shirt on a Saturday night.While our leader was in his rock god plateau of self indulgence. I went out to the bathroom for a bit of nose candy and adult fun with Samantha. 'South of the border down Mexico way' is still her favourite.Later on Ant and Dec turned up with a big bag of cat that went down a treat. Then I had a few G&Ts with Alex from the Arctics before finally putting this great set on for all to enjoy. We are thinking of making 'Ali Baba' (by the great Mr John Holt) our main theme tune in next year's election.The night went with a bang and ended shortly after 5 pm. I will have to buy a replacement copy.