Celeb – Fern Cotton Face Mask Fancy Dress DJ Radio One (Mask/Headpiece

Recently I was called upon by Alexander Waverly, head of U.N.C.L.E., to perform a covert mission behind enemy lines.I was asked to go to the Himalayan country of Chupat to protect the high Llama, the country's spiritual leader. U.N.C.L.E. had learned that the Chupatian prime minister, David Sheiner, had kidnapped the High Llama's son - the real successor to the throne - and intended to install his own son instead.Due to an unfortunate mix-up in a burlesque club toilet I was apprehended by Chupatian Secret Police who believed me to be Carmen "Calamity" Rogers, a female American rodeo star.I was at a loss - at my wits' end - I could not figure a way out of my predicament. I was trapped in an all-female prison high in the Himalayas. To reveal myself as a male would be to sign my own death warrant - in Chupat, men and women may only intermingle during copulation and their annual week-long whist drives.Luckily, I was saved by my high-quality Fearne Cotton mask! Coming complete with eye holes and an elastic strap for easy fitting, by donning this high-quality cardboard mask I was able to convince the guards that I really was the frothy and flirty Radio One DJ. My identity established, I was able to rescue the High Llama's son and put an end to the prime minister's dastardly scheme! Huzzah!