The Watermen(Blu-ray) (FSK 18)
A**S
Haven't we seen this somewhere before?
Um, like in every slasher movie since the 1970s Texas Chainsaw Massacre?Before I watched The Watermen, I read some pretty terrible reviews on it (and then watched it anyway). Okay, it's no masterpiece, but its overall flaw is its lack of originality. It's about a group of teenagers who go on a boat and get picked off by a gang of mumbling nasty fishermen on another boat who want to turn them into fishfood. Basically, it's Texas Chainsaw on water.It's very low budget. Therefore don't expect too much gore and any nudity is pretty fleeting.After watching the film I couldn't really think of anything that bad about it, apart from I've seen it all before - not just once, but dozens of times. It's basically a carbon copy of every slasher film that's gone before it.Bottom line: there's nothing wrong with Watermen, but there's nothing original enough to make it right.
A**E
Great horror film
If you like horror films that could be real, this is one for you. A great film with a fab story line.Don't go back to the Everglades again
C**B
Dissapointing
Good quality disc but content very poor. Only bought on recommendation, wish I hadn't.
S**S
The water men dvd
Lots of mutiny blood bodys being chopped up and girls in bikinis
R**O
SO DISCUSTING NEEDS BANNING SHOULD NOT HAVE A CERT.
I watched this film and usually I lend my DVD`s to my daughter after, she loves horror . I am very open minded BUT PLEASE FATHERS don't show to your DAUGHTERS . its VERY- VERY- VERY- VERY DISCUSTING . its the TATTOOED BOY that's DISCUSTING and the DIRECTOR should have never put his VERY DISCUSTING BEHAVIOR in film . I felt sick after seeing him being very filthy on screen like a perv . I HAD TO THROW DVD IN MY RUBBISH BIN . never done that before .
T**R
ahoy
Not bad ,kids go on a boat trip and the local killbillies,get them a bit like wrong turn,only this time the kids fight back,is watchable
R**S
One Star
cannot play; didn't think they did that anymore
T**P
One Star
not quite what I expected, not your fault but not for me thank you.
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