The Semen Book Paperback – 1 Aug. 2001

This book covers everything one could possibly wish to know about semen, from a scientific point of view: from the critical density required for retrograde sublimation within the testicles, to the average viscosity on the Anderberg scale. Perhaps best of all though, are the more light-hearted chapters. The limericks had me rolling around on the floor with laughter. Truly a seminal work.