65th Birthday Survival Kit. for Male. Fun Gift Idea. Novelty Present. for Him.

Description

Gift bags measure approx. 125mm x 160mm x 60mm and are available in RED, SILVER or GOLD. A sheet of tissue paper is included too. Novelty Items: Smiley Face - Start The Day With A Smile And Get It Over With! Party Blower - It’s Time To ‘Celebrate’, Let’s Crack Open The Prune Juice! Clothes Peg - Because Your Hearing STINKS! Candle - Blow It Out….It’s Good Exercise For The Lungs! Pack of Seeds - Share Your SEEDS Of ‘Knowledge & Wisdom’ Dice - ‘Getting LUCKY’ Means You’ve Found Your Car In The Car Park Money - A Contribution To Your Retirement Fund Tea Bag - To Help You Relax Before Your Afternoon Nap Gold Coin - Because You’re Worth Your Weight In Gold Jigsaw Piece - Don’t Go To PIECES, Think Positive. At Least You Can Have A Free Bus Pass! Parma Violets - A Little Reminder From Your Childhood Days! Sand Paper - To ‘SMOOTH’ Out Your Birthday Suit! Joke - Remember To Keep A ‘Sense Of Humour’ Soldier - You’ll Need To ‘Soldier On’ Through The Aches And Pains Tissue - Just In Case…..You Can Never Trust A Fart At Your Age! Sponge - To SOAK Up All The Memories Of Your 65th Birthday Eraser - To Erase Those Senior Moments! Wobbly Eyes - Your ‘SIGHT’ May Be Going But At Least Now You Can’t ‘SEE’ What’s Happened To Your Body! Love Hearts - You’re Still Loved, No Matter How OLD You Are! Mint - Have A ‘MINT’ 65th Birthday! Important Information: Please use the gift message option at checkout to request your colour choice, if no message is received then a random colour will be sent to avoid delay. Please note occasionally the contents and bags may vary slightly in colour, pattern or shape but will always be of the same value, sentiment and high quality. Items will be sent flat packed to ensure they