The STACHE is more than a Sweetband, it’s a state of mind. It’s a small, but proud symbol, courageously riding your brow, all while looking the world straight in the eye and declaring: “Sure, I haven’t shaved my pubes since the mid eighties. But I don’t care… because my unit is just that big.” There’s no hiding the inflated sense of sexual dominance and prep-school arrogance that accompanies a strong mustache. Wearing that stache atop one’s brow takes the experience to another level of intimacy. On the subject, Bill Clinton once compared it to “…briefly displaying your genitalia on the jumbo-tron at an NHL playoff game.” Like Jim Carrey in THE MASK, The STACHE has the power to transform its wearer into a more affluent and desirable person. Illegal in Sri Lanka because of its powerful effects on the female beaver, the band was instrumental in sequencing the human genome, the successful extradition of former Serbian president Radovan Karadzic on charges of genocide, developing and writing the bestselling “14-Minute Workweek,” and leading six other guys in the Seattle Seven.
D**D
Man Totally Couldn't Even Grow A Stache, Took Matters Into Own Hands
Extra! Extra! Read all about eet! The Stache Band by SweetBands is no joke, brokowski. You ever feel like a puzzle with missing pieces? I did. There I was a 25 year old man with a great job, a killer house, and a sweet a** girlfriend...but something was missing. I lacked stache, bro. The peach fuzz wasn't cutting the mustard and my stache-lack started interfering with my daily life. I ended up losing my job because I lacked so much stache. My girlfriend wasn't even all about it anymore. It got so bad that I almost lost my house man. That's when my doctor told me about The Stache Band by SweetBands and changed my life forever. Now I can walk into a room confidently, knowing that I am in control of my destiny. Thanks SweetBands!
A**A
Cool But Pricey
Invested in these for a plethora of Movember activities l but mainly some jogs. I think they're a little expensive considering what you're getting however the sizing/elasticity was as it should be and they actually functioned well as "traditional" workout sweatbands!
N**.
Tighter than an anaconda hug
Way, Way too tight. Thanks for reminder to return it!
1**T
Only comes with one band
Its only one headband...the picture is very misleading, but I'm assuming that was/is their purpose to make quick internet sales
A**D
Which is fine for the price
As the photo appears, there might be 2. the description doesn't say either way. There is 1 headband per order. ONE. Which is fine for the price. Good lookin headband.
M**T
Single band but still worth it!
For some reason they show two sweatbands in the picture, but the description says 1. So, it's a little misleading but I figured it was just one. It does its job and I have been asked where I got it a few times. It's good for a laugh at the gym.
S**S
Five Stars
Great item. Does the job well and I'M a BIG time sweater. Great shipping too!
C**K
SUPER SMALL
THE BAND IS CUTE., IT COMES WELL PACKAGED AND THE ADVERTISING THE COMES WITH THE PRODUCT IS VERY PROFESSIONAL. HOWEVER, THE BAND IS VERY SMALL FOR A NORMAL ADULT SIZED HEAD. PICTURE SHOWS 2 BANDS.
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