Cleaner Degreaser, Orange Scent, 55 Gal

Works great! Smells great!

My bad. Like most, I did not read the directions. Apparently the development of degreasers have reached a whole level. Nanobots !?! I figured such technology was years away. Nope. This stuff is filled billions of the little buggers and I can tell you they live to eat to oil. Seriously, the more oil they eat, the more they replicate and more of them eat more oil. Exponentially. Why 55 gallons of this stuff I had no clue. So when the whole barrel spilled on the floor how was I to know what came next? These bots eat oil until they can eat no more then they eat anything that has oil in it. Anything. Ok everything. Also, because they are a mere billionth of an inch they can be carried on the wind. To oil refineries. And oil wells. And oil takers. What Im trying to say I did not mean to create the post oil apocalypse but at I have done my part to end global warming. And al civilization as we know it. You're welcome.