BetterAlt Ultimate Power Up Duo | Shilajit Gummies + Shilajit GOLD+ Honey Sticks | 3rd-party Lab Tested | 1 Month Pack - Helps Boost Energy

I’m giving these shilajit gummies one star, and only because each one is individually wrapped — which, frankly, is a blessing. Not because it keeps them fresh (Were they even fresh to begin with), but because it gives you 30 separate chances to reconsider your life choices before putting one in your mouth.Let’s talk about the taste. Imagine walking into a poorly ventilated barn on a miserably hot July afternoon. Not just warm — I mean sweaty armpit of the devil hot. Several horses are actively peeing, and the humid air is so thick with the smell of urine-soaked hay that it physically sticks to your tongue. Now imagine someone condensed that experience into gummy form and said, “Hey, eat this, it’s good for you.” That’s what these taste like.Texture? Fine. Innocent, even. Deceptively soft. Like a Trojan horse full of barn funk. I actually let one dissolve slowly in my mouth, thinking maybe I was missing something. I wasn’t. I was just giving it time to emotionally scar me.Would I recommend these? Only if you hate someone. Otherwise, seal them in a vault and bury them under a manure pile where they belong.